Tsk tsk tsk
So while I was enthralled with “Breaking Dawn” (the last book of the Twilight series) on Sunday morning, Eli was roaming the house. After it being quiet too long, I called Eli and he came downstairs. I was proud that he came so quickly (we have been working on coming when called).
Later that day I went upstairs and found out why it was so quiet. Our lovely dog jumped up on the bed (no no number 1) and chewed up my glasses beyond repair (no no number 2).
Here is what used to be my glasses.

Maybe deep down you wanted a new pair of glasses and Eli was picking up on that “vibe?”
Just sayin’
That is completely possible. Are you a canine attorney too?